I live and write in Los Angeles.
Scorpio Do not engage.
INTJ Join my cult. Billionaires, celebrities and those with blood type A- automatically bumped to Mystic Capability Level 13: Diffuse Rose.
Wood Ox Mother of an Earth Ox and a Fire Monkey.
Jackson on the Jackson-Dreyfuss scale created by my husband and his dead best friend. Sort of a loose, far more nuanced introvert-extrovert spectrum. Best explained using examples: John Lennon was a Jackson and so is Hillary, the Dreyfi are Paul and Bill Clinton. If you're still confused, you're probably a Dreyfuss.
Pacifist I'm not kidding.
Liar Hey, you. I'm sorry.
Somewhere between a Danger Doe and a Friendly Dinosaur.